Good idea Jonathan about banning EU imports, but our loony leaders in Westminster would never go for that for fear of upsetting some EU cousin state or other. Besides, it wouldn't guarantee the UK remaining Avian 'flu free, because of all the wild migrants who please themselves where and when they go, and over which land they release their guano payloads!
Know what you mean about the eggs with sh1te on 'em - my next door neighbour used to keep a small flock of chickens and a rooster. It was a true symbiotic relationship we had - I chucked all my grass clippings, leftover salad etc. over the fence, and once a week her next door would pass over a dozen of the most gorgeous eggs I've ever tasted. I was very sorry to see the old girls go!
I didn't know Jimmy's Farm was back on - I'll have to watch out for that.